Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Maybe that's my problem

So today I visited my friend Cabeza's blog. That is where I found out about this site urlai.

According to Urlai, the blog "Lazy by Choice", quote, "is probably written by a female somewhere between 26-35 years old. The writing style is personal and happy most of the time."

Crap.

I sound like a woman on my blog?! Is that why no girls like me? Do they read my blog and think, "this is a pretty weak-sauce dude"? Do potential employers see this and think "things just aren't adding up with this guy?"

And I also like the line of reasoning: 'This blog is personal and happy. Therefore, the only conclusion we can draw is that it is written by a woman. Since everyone knows that men are incapable of happiness.'

Hopefully since I used the word "crap" earlier on in this post, that will lower me down on the "personal and happy" scale, and I maybe I can do this test again and it will think I'm a dude.

P.S. Obviously urlai does not take into account the profile pictures of the blogs. Because I'm pretty sure very few girls on the planet would make their profile picture a picture of Jason Bourne with things blowing up all around him.

5 comments:

Michemily said...

Yeah, that must be why you mostly have girl commenters, because no girls like you. Ha. That urlai is a little bit creepy, but I suppose its results for me were not a bit surprising.

Brett said...

You did better than mine. My rant blog comes out as a personal, happy female between the ages of 66-100.

WHAT! All the angry stuff I write AGAINST second wave feminism, and I get pegged in that era!?

Anyway, at least you're a young, happy woman.

karensumpter said...

I can't stop lauging!

Natalie said...

i am gonna try this thing

Kayleigh said...

Okay, so you posted this a little while ago... (I found your blog through Tracy) But I totally had to plug my blog into it!

Apparently I'm a 13-17 year old girl. Crap!!!